German-American Couple Visits the Altwarmbüchener See, Accidentally Discovers a Complete Freak Show

Hilarious. Just so frigging funny….

Oh God, My Wife Is German.

Altwarmbuchener-See-Hannover-Germany-Lake Photo Credit: Johan Hansson (https://www.flickr.com/photos/plastanka/) — Subject to copyright

The other day, my German wife and I rode our bikes to the Altwarmbüchener See, a small lake outside Hannover, Germany. We just sort of stumbled upon it by accident, and, as a result, experienced the weirdest bike ride of our lives.

At first glance, there appeared to be no one at the lake. This was to be expected, as the weather that day was menacing; the sky was overcast and the clouds were turning an angry shade of ‘turn back now.’ We rode past the little food stand and the paddle boat rental place, and approached the dock. Next to the dock was a small, asphalt ramp — no longer than 10 feet — which we used to walk our bikes down to the water. That’s when shit got weird.

fat-kid-running-funny-germany Photo Credit: FBellon (https://www.flickr.com/photos/55158656@N06/) — Subject to copyright

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